Ladies, do you love to going to the lake? Water skiing, swimming, boating. Hey, who doesn’t? But what you don’t love is trying to find a place to stash all your stuff to keep it safe and dry while you get your lake party on…Right? That’s why Angry Industries is proud to bring you the brand new Britney Spears Sidebags. These incredible, flesh-toned pouches attach easily to your sides and look identical to the love handles Britney sported at the Music awards but instead of just being a disgusting mass of flabby skin, these hold nearly anything you need to store. A brick of weed? Check. That family sized bag of cheetos? Check. They even have enough oxygen to stash your two year old kid so you can go clubbing with that hot dude you just met at the boat dock. Pick up a pair today! The Britney Spears Sidebags: We make love handles look good!
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