At Mattell, we care a great deal about safety and we’ve gone to great lengths to recall every toy imported from China that was colored with lead-based paint. Now comes a new generation of better, safer toys. Leading the way, we are proud to announce Mattell’s brand new, counter-terrorism action figure, AJ Asbestos. We’ve replaced lead paint with top quality asbestos and now AJ will safely usher your kids into the war against terror. AJ features moveable parts and a fully-functional, miniature Glock 9 with tiny hollow point rounds. And what hero would be complete without a villain? Get ready for Akbar Anthrax. Akbar is a terrorist bent on our destruction and comes with realistic briefcase bombs with actual anthrax pellets in grape and cherry flavors. Hours of good, safe fun for everyone! And remember our new slogan: If you’re not a commie, pinko terrorist, you’ll buy Mattell Toys.
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