Friday, August 3, 2007

And Now A Word From Our Sponsor


All right Anger Allies, I’m sure lots of you are making last minute vacation plans as we speak. You just wanna squeeze that little bit more fun out of the summer, right? Of course you do. And I bet a lot of you are headed to places out of state. Maybe Disney or Six Flags, maybe to the beach. But wherever you’re headed, you and I both know a vacation can go bad fast if you run out of the hippie lettuce. That’s why, before you go anywhere, you need to get your ride equipped with the brand new Snoop Dog signature GPS system. Not only will Snoop’s voice give you point to point directions to Disney but he can also pinpoint the nearest location for you to score a sack of that barbecue iguana. Not only will Snoop’s digital display provide you the contact’s address but flashing bongs mark the locations where Snoop has used his leverage to pre-negotiate and get you the best deal. Then, in no time at all, you’ll be back on track puffin’ a fatty boombalatty on the way to meet Mickey. The Snoop Dogg Signature GPS system. Bluntly put, we get you there stoned.

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