According to my good friend, Tyler Durden, a rumor that Jake Gyllenhall might come out of the closet is making waves around the blogosphere.
Of course, we all know there is NO POSSIBLE WAY that dude could be gay. Want proof? Here, Here, Here, Here and I think THIS ONE speaks to his manliness more than any other.
Yep, that’s pretty definitive. It’s more likely that I will fall down, hit my head on the toilet and invent time travel after a dream about something called the flux capacitor than Jake Gyllenhall being gay. Nobody calls Marty McFly a chicken and nobody calls Jake Gyllenhall gay. Now, where’s my DeLorean….
Of course, we all know there is NO POSSIBLE WAY that dude could be gay. Want proof? Here, Here, Here, Here and I think THIS ONE speaks to his manliness more than any other.
Yep, that’s pretty definitive. It’s more likely that I will fall down, hit my head on the toilet and invent time travel after a dream about something called the flux capacitor than Jake Gyllenhall being gay. Nobody calls Marty McFly a chicken and nobody calls Jake Gyllenhall gay. Now, where’s my DeLorean….
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