WONDER TWINS ACTIVATE! Wow……now it’s all too clear why her dad said she had a nice rack. Yeah, sure, she has the vernacular of a 12 year old and the brain of a 12 year old but I’m sure Joe Simpson spent weeks robbing morgues to assemble the parts to complete his masterpiece.....Frankenbreast. Hell, if you just added a couple of bolts and a zig zag line across her neck you could actually hear her say, “Me hungry for man love”. Of course, with today’s plastic surgeons, it’s no surprise they were able to hide the scar from Joe’s chainsaw adventure at the mortuary. But, you know that feeling you get when you’re so tired that you get home and realize that the McDonald’s drivethru person messed up your order so bad that, instead of a Big Mac and fries you get a half eaten apple pie and a couple stale chicken nuggets but you just look at it and eat it anyway because all you really wanna do is go to bed? That must have been what happened when Joe got home and realized he got the wrong brain for Frankenbreast, errrrr, his daughter. He just stared at it a while and said, “Well, Daddy’s girl may never be able to count to 20 without her shoes off, but she will be able to count on that nice rack.” Nice job, Joe but maybe next time you make a woman from spare parts you could use an actual brain instead of that bowl of red jello.
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