DaaaaaaYummmmm! For those of you who don’t know, Amy Winehouse is one of the most incredible singers out right now. Her hobbies include songwriting, reading the Angry, Angry Viewer’s blog, hangin’ out with friends and obsessively hitting herself in the mouth with a frickin’ hammer. HELLO!!!!!!!! Amy….WTF!!!! Did you get drunk one night and try to eat a concrete pylon? Do you gargle with a jar of bolts? You need to get a couple chiclets and shove ‘em in those holes, honey. And you went on the Late Night looking like that? I mean, damn, make up is one thing but they don’t have oral surgeons to prep you for a TV talk show. Maybe you could have just held up a picture of Kirsten Dunst in front of you while you sang. I mean, her teeth suck but at least she has a few. I really, really love your music but, seriously, down a few shots of tequila, get your hammer out and go ahead and bang the rest of those bone fragments out of your mouth. When you wake up, it’s gonna hurt like hell but at least you’ll be ready to get fit for dentures. AMY WINEHOUSE IN CONCERT….brought to you by Polident.
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