Ladies, are you looking for the perfect gift to get your Husband for Father’s Day? Well, forget the ties, skip the Clint Eastwood DVDs and for God’s sake, we don’t want another one of those lame make your own beer kits. Ladies, this Father’s Day, combine politics and love and get him the brand new best seller, Mitt Romney’s Polygamy Illustrated. This beautifully illustrated, full color 88 page manual will show him exactly how to make sexy-time with 3 or more wives at one time including favorites like the Mormon Tallywhacker Choir, the Salt Lake Seven Way and Mitt’s personal favorite, the Latter-Day Skanks maneuver. Ladies, get him Mitt Romney’s Polygamy Illustrated because whether it’s for the rest of his life or just one night, nothing says I love you like the gift of polygamy.
1 comment:
You are so funny!! And to think I gave birth to you.... Didn't I? :)
Love you,
Mom
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