It appears that Britney Spears has taken a role as the first female Inspector Gadget. I almost didn't recognize her in that "librarian" disguise (as if she needs glasses. Everyone knows she can't read.) But hey, don't laugh, it worked for Clark Kent. As you can see, she is apparently testing out one of the newest devices…..I can hear it now….”GO GO GADGET BOOB - RIGHT SIDE!” What kind of spring does that thing require? Must be like getting hit by Mike Tyson in his prime. TWHACK! With a quick swing left or right she can knock a bad guy on his ass and leave a nipple imprint in his forehead that will remind him of his defeat by Gadget Britney for the rest of his life. And all the while her Gadget Radio is blasting Justin Timberlake as she mumbles something incoherant about his sexy back. Oh the shame! Villains beware…..Gadget Britney is on patrol. Stay tuned for the debut of Britney’s Go Go Gadget Labia and Go Go Gadget Anus...
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